Tuesday, October 1, 2013

The Newattitudes

Sometimes its nice to put a new spin on an old classic. At risk of incurring a few lightening bolts, here goes...

"Blessed are the poor in finances,
for theirs is a resourcefulness, unparalleled.

"Blesses are they who mourn and wail,
for they will comfort their neighbors in days to come.

Blessed are the unassuming,
for they shall inherit a mandate to improve this world.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for more than a meal,
for they prompt us toward justice over caloric intake.

Blessed are those with short memories,
for they shall look to inspire kindness to those undeserving.

Blessed are they who endorse purity and empathy,
for they shall be God's message to others.

Blessed are those who actively pursue peace,
for they shall envelope everyone into their fold.

Blessed are they who are discriminated against and slandered,
for theirs is the kingdom of Kalispell."

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